Unseen University Maps
People often request maps of Unseen University. Here are the ones I've collected
and edited. I think I got the originals from Quatrocentro's website, but the library
map might be based on one from Sekiri's.
I also have an IIL Map and a CWC Library Map linked from my maps page.
The Main Floor
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The Gym Tome
- Rugged Victor's Rodentia Vivisection
- Worstler's Elementary Mineralogical Glance
- Sorklin's Field of Protection
- Collatrap's Instant Pickling Stick
- Malich's Penetrating Ocular Lance
- Finneblaugh's Thaumic Float
- Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling
- Memories of a Vicious Chicken
- Grisald's Chilly Touch
- Friddlefrod's Hydratic Extrusion
- Eringyas' Surprising Bouquet
- Amazing Silicate Blorpler
- Independent Recurring Vocaliser
- Boolywog's Forbidden Pleasures
- Torqvald's Many Colours
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Upstairs
The Basement (Catacombs)
Note It is rumoured that there has been some instability in the
basement recently. If you find corridors that don't correspond to this map, please
consult with the High Priest of Sandelfon.
The Library (May Be Out of Date)
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Books & Their Spells
- Occult Primer
- Poems
- Air
Effermhor's Hypersonic Assault, Fyodor's Nimbus of Porterage,
G'flott's Olfactory Nightmare, Gryntard's Feathery Reliever,
Transcendent Pneumatic Alleviator
- Fire
Atmospheric Inscription Wonder, Bifram's Amazing Fireworks, Duander's
Thaumic Luminosity Disperser, Kamikaze Oryctolagus Flammula
- Earth
Chrenedict's Calcareous Covering, Old Bellicus' Brazen Knuckles,
Sorsalsean's Seismic Eruption
- Conjuring
Brassica Oleracea Ambulata, Master Woddeley's Luminescent Companion,
Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage, Objandeller's Thaumic Funnel, Torqvald's
Illusion Generatrix
- Multiverse
Brother Happalon's Elementary Enchanting, Endorphin's Floating
Friend, Fabrication Classification Identification, Frygellhan's
Fiendish Orbit Disruptor, Heezlewurst's Elemental Buffer, Jogloran's
Portal of Cheaper Travel, Rubayak's Power Storage, Master Glimer's
Amazing Glowing Thing
- Corpse Parts
Dismal Digit of Doom, Myrandil's Mask of Death, Narquin's Hand of
Acquisition, Pragi's Fiery Gaze
- Scrying
Floron's Fabulous Mirror, Kipperwald's Perlustration Prevention,
Polliwiggle's Puissancy Probe, Worstler's Advanced Metallurgical
Glance
- Food
Whurples Midnight Snack
- Weather
Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear, Gillimer's Ring of Temperate
Weather
- Artifacts
Crondor's Fabulous Detection, Crondor's Mysterious Sparkling,
Wonker's Wicked Wobble, Turnwhistle's Effulgent Autiridescence
- Advanced Body Parts
Grisald's Reanimated Guardian, Myrandil's Vicious Seizure, Narquin's
Mist of Doom, Von Hasselhoff's Skin Condition, Wungle's Body Part
Suggestion, Wungle's Great Sucking
- Summoning
Doctor Kelleflump's Deadly Demon, Sageroff's Sentry Summoning,
Kelleflump's Irritating Demon, Professor Flambardie's Grim Amulet,
Skeetbraskin's Fuliginous Perdition
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In The Library
Navigation
The library uses relative directions. These are forwards (fw), backwards (bw),
left (lt) and right (rt). These act as follows:
- fw - move 1 room forwards
- lt - turn to your left, then move 1 room forwards
- rt - turn to your right, then move 1 room forwards
- bw - turn around, then move 1 room forwards
Examples
From the room outside the library, to the Fire volume:
n, rt, f, fw, lt, fw, fw, lt, rt
... to the Air volume:
n, lt, fw, fw, rt, fw, fw
... to the Earth volume:
n, lt, fw, fw, rt, fw, rt, fw, lt, fw, fw, rt, rt, lt, lt
... to the conjuring volume:
n, lt, fw, fw, fw, rt, fw, fw, fw, rt, lt, fw, rt
If you still can't work it out, maybe the wizard's guild is not for you!
Safety
The Library has two main hazards:
- The Librarian who must never be called a monkey; and
- Distortions.
Staying safe in the presence of the librarian is easy. Do not, under any
circumstances, and regardless of what anyone tells you, say the word monkey. Don't
shout it. Don't even use it in emotes.
Distortions may create extra exits, or may appear in regular exits. They move
about. If you walk through a distortion you will move into L-Space.
Distortions show in the room description. The exits created by distortions appear
as normal exits in the exit list. You must have verbose look on and read the full
room description to determine whether the direction ion which you want to move is
masked by a distortion, if it is find an alternative route or wait for the distortion
to move. Distortions usually move after about five minutes.
L-Space
L-Space links libraries throughout the multiverse. It is not constant. There is no
simple way out. If you end up in L-Space, the following will happen:
- We will point and laugh because you ignored the warnings
- We will point and laugh because you were using a fastwalk
- We will point and laugh because you were using brief look
- We will point and laugh when you deny being in L-Space
- We will point and laugh at your pleas for help
- We will generally point and laugh as you become more frustrated
My method for navigating or escaping L-Space is based on the theory that upon
entering a maze, one should immediately elect either the left or the right wall and
follow that wall through the maze. If you understand this concept, try it. Otherwise,
random wanderings are all you can do in the hope you will find a gap. Good luck, have
fun, and remember, we will point and laugh if you start getting antsy on the talker
about being lost.
The Cloisters
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Classrooms
- Rods
- Misc
- Binding
- Offensive
- Channeling
- Evoking
- Wands
- Scrying
- Defensive
- Animation
- Staves
- Special
- Enchanting
- Points
- Convoking
- Scrolls
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